Jim Fnerguson:: Hi this is Jim Fnerguson and you've joined us for Oh Brother: The Insideher. On tonight's show we'll be fucking around for half an hour and joking about Tasmania. First on my right we have Flour from MW magazine

Flour: Hi Jim, your combover is certainly looking thin tonight.

Jim Fnerguson: Thanks Flour, freebie next thursday. Next we have Plator Crumbs from TV Weak.

Plator Crumbs: Thanks Jim, I used to be on television, but now I just write about it.

Jim Fnerguson: Well at least you didn't host unreal TV. Next we have Some Comedian I forgot his name already...

Some Comedian: Hey did I mention Tasmania sucks?

[canned audience laughter]

Jim Fnerguson: Hey that's nice. Our final panel expert is Gratle Kolleen.

Grittel: It certainly has been a big brother rollercoaster this week with ups and downs and loop-de-loops and now the ride is coming down to stop in Big Brother land where only one rider will get to the finish line and the rest will be evicted onto the spinning ma bob stage of big brother land and rollercoasters.

Jim Fnerguson: Ahh..... riiight. Ok then. Joining us a little later on is Plator Abnet, the excreetative producer of Oh Brother and Bob, one of the camera operators. But first, the biggest issue that has come up this week, whether this show is actually worth watching.

Flour: Well according to the popularity polls every single person in Australia loves Oh Brother and The Insideher. The polls also show that everyone should buy Monthly Weekly magazine.

Jim Fnerguson: What about you, Plator

Plator Crumbs: Ah well you know it's a show about people infront of cameras and the such.

Jim Fnerguson: Um.. but do you think The Insideher is quality viewing?

Plator Crumbs: Oh yeah sure the weekly task was a good effort. Also that thing where they did that stuff on the show and cameras.

Some Comedian: Tasmania!

[canned audience laughter]

Jim Fnerguson: Well to find out whether The Insiderher is a decent television show, we asked Ben's mother's brother in law. Don't ask me why, but for some reason relatives have all the inside gossip.

-----Footage-----
Jim Fnerguson: What do you think of the Insideher?

BMBIL: What the **** what the hell are you doing in my house get the **** out before I call the cops **** you get out!!!

-----Footage-----

Some Comedian: Looks like he's from Tasmania!

[canned audience laughter]

Grittel: Oh yes that grumpy bill goat gruff is sure to be galloping on to the eviction stage in goatish glory of giddyup gates gerkin grandma gonads.

Jim Fnerguson: [looks petrified of Gratle]. AH RIGHTIO THEN. We're now talking to Bob a camera guy from inside the house. Hi Bob, how are you going?

Bob: .... fine..... I guess..... yeah.

Jim Fnerguson: So do you have any inside goss for us from behind the camera runs?

Bob: .. .. ... ah.. .. ... no.

Flour: Do you buy MW magazine? Because of the popularity polls you know.

Bob: ...

Plator Crumbs: Well what's the most interesting thing you've seen from operating the cameras?

Bob: ... panties... Jo's ...... panties. And also... that time..... Belinda's .... Belinda's sister... she went and---

[CUTS TO TEST SIGNAL]

[CUT TO AD BREAK]

Jim Fnerguson: Alright we're back with The Insideher and for the last five minutes we've been talking to Plator Abnet, who is in charge of manipulating... *cough* um I mean maintaining the Oh Brother series. How are you Plator.

Plator Abnet: This is Plator Abnet. I am fine.

Jim Fnerguson: So what have you got in store for us this week?

Plator Abnet: Gratle will be revealing a big secret.

Grittel: Yes a seductive secret sure to shock shun and sexually satisfy the scores.

Jim Fnerguson: Ooh I can't wait for it.. do you have a preview of any sort?

Plator Abnet: I'll show you tonight.

[mobile phone rings]

Plator Abnet: Sorry I must go early. It's my daughter. The camera in our toilet is malfunctioning.

Jim Fnerguson: Ok well onto the next insideher topic: What is Gratle Kolleen's real age? First we'll----

[stage lights go out, there is darkness]

Jim Fnerguson: Ah... is there a problem?

Tech guy [from backstage]: Yeah Channel 10 called, they're cancelling this show and playing re-runs of neightbours during this timeslot.

Jim Fnerguson: Ah crap.. well.. do they want me to host Australian Idol?

...

Jim Fnerguson:: Hello.... anyone? .. ... heelloooo?

Some Comedian: Tasmania!

[canned audience laughter]


(Thanks to Vibes from BBBA for contributing this parody.)