Hazza

This year BB called in talent management mastermind Hazza to give the HMs some guidance after they leave the house. We caught up with Hazza to see what he has planned for these rising stars.

Gday Hazza, so you'll be representing all 14 housemates this year when they leave the house?

Damn right I will.
Yes. Southern Cross Eimehylaminoethyl, which produces Big Brother, made arrangements with me personally to represent all of the 14 tards as they get kicked out outta the house!

What gives you the credentials to manage such a diverse group of people?

Well it's ovbiously my damn sexy body... hello ladies. I only weight around 235 pounds, and thanks to that I can be quite a persuasive kinda guy. My tub o' lard wife has also been working with me for nearly 15 years, so we know how the business works. Get em' while their slim, and exploit it.

I've personally looked after a number of well-known people, some of those have appeared on Jerry Springer.

What kind of possibilities might there be for the HMs?

To be honest, not a lot. Most of the housemates are as boring a bat shit, but the whole concept is to drive these people down everyones throats, so they hit a point where they think they like them.

After we've sucessfully brainwashed half the pre-teen population, we'll be sending the housemates to pretiege locations such as shopping centers, seedy night clubs and the local tip. There's enormous interest in this years TV trash - so long as we don't have another Sara Ann Marie, even I'll be able to handle it.

Too keep the interest going, people can call us and request a house mate for one of their events. Typical charge will be $9.95 an hour, most of which goes to me - I love it.

How much success do you think the HMs will have?

A lot. For some reason, which I don't complain about, there's an endless need for these types of people. It's great. The competition is tough though, so whoever flaunts themselves the most will have the best chance of making it to the top. It's got nothing to do with personality remember.

He'll. I'd do it, but I'm way out of everyones league (ladies call me on 0419HOTSEX).

Do you think there will be some big stars among this years HMs?

I can't quite say. Just depends how much money Southern Cross give me.

Thanks for your time Hazza, it was a pleasure.

No worries. Time for some Chicken!